Burger King Rib Sandwich - "Poop/Soylent Green"

I got a "rib sandwich™" from burger king.  It sounds like something like 7th graders do to each other -- "Im gonna give you a rib sandwich™" but it is not.  One might think burger king could think of a better name, but they did not.  From what I've seen, the "rib sandwich™" is supposed to have 4 pickles.  Mine had two.   The artisan™ bun was stale, and was NOT "like brioche" (according to another website).
This attempt is full of "not" and maybe snot (and quotation marks).  I don't know what's in that "patty™." 


Vis a vis, the Mcrib™ is better.